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INCUBUS LYRICS

"Calgone"
On my way home, police car pulled me over. 
After they left, I puttered out of gas. 
Triple-A' came, but my card was expired! 
I had to walk home, and of course, it rained half the time. 
I tried to get some shut-eye, then I was abducted! 
They put cold things in my butt. 
They sampled a bit of my D.N.A. 
They left me on top of my sheets, 
I dreamt I went potty, then woke up drenched in me. 
This day sucked the hardest ever... 
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. 
A little bit less than nothing would go my way. 
I got up to toss my soiled sheets, 
the hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe. 
It was then that I sensed the irony (burning me), 
then I heard the voice say, 
"Come sail aboard S.S. Nepenthe!" 
I suppose I'm to blame for getting pulled over. 
I guess I'm the culprit for running out of gas. 
Let's assume I'm the guy who didn't pay his 'Triple-A' fee. 
In actuality, I let the zetas probe me. 
Yesterday was all my fault. 
I let negativity get the better of me. 
Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds! 
They temporarily set free this quandary.